Tuned Wind Chimes

Question by tubulartweety: Got Any Good Jokes I got three for you?
“All you idiots, fall out!” shouted the Sergeant at the soldiers standing in formation. As the rest of the squad dispersed, one soldier remained at attention. The Sergeant stalked over and raised a single eyebrow. The Private grinned. “Sure was a lot of them, huh, sir?”

Days after I moved into a new condo, my neighbor came over to welcome me. At the end of her visit, she said, “By the way, my husband said he’d give you $ 20 for your wind chimes.” “He can get them cheaper in the store,” I pointed out. “I know, but he wants yours,” she said. “They’ve been keeping him up at night.”

A warning called out by a bus driver at Disney World: “Don’t forget your kids. If we find them, we drop them off at the ‘It’s A Small World’ ride, where they’ll learn the song in 30 languages, and sing it to you over and over”.  Read more... (218 words, 11 images, estimated 52 secs reading time)